Alright Ralph, this is for all those good Protestants out there:
"What, for some, is sin, others do to the glory of God. And the good Dr. Pentecost's remarks notwithstanding, I intend to go home tonight and smoke a cigar to the glory of God. It is a kind of incense drifting to Heaven."
- in response to an unknowing guest preacher at his church
(see The Life and Work of Charles Haddon Spurgeon)